"we're goin' downtown, weeya bunna around, and sugar, we're goin' down swinging. i'll be your number one with a bullet, dunna dunna bunna bunna cock it and pull it."


those are the lyrics (honest to god, i dont lie) to the number one song on the cornell radio station, "weeya bunna around, and sugar, we're goin' down (swinging)" by fall out boy. it's a fine example of american songwriting. it has all the trademark qualities; the sharp hooks, the jagged lyrics, the spikey rhythm section, a video featuring a kid who's half deer. basically, its a modern update of a paul simon song. maybe "50 ways to lose your lover." who knows? i certainly don't. if i knew, i'd get a job as a music reviewer at the cornell newspaper.

OH WAIT!

I ALREADY DO THAT!

SUCK ON THAT, YOU RETARDED MONGOLOIDS! HAHRHAHRHAHRAHRHARHHRHARHAHRAHAHA

...but still, i'm not sure which paul simon song it's an update of. number one on our radio station, though.

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interesting fact: it's like java, except the coffee sucks there. also, it's where the term "sumo" in "sumo wrestler" comes from. these two facts are related.