i bought elvis costello's "armed forces" today! for months it had eluded my capture, and now i've overpaid for it to the tune of $21. jesus, i spent 50 bucks today. thats aproximately 40 more than i should have. i should be spending a lot more energy trying to rein in my wreckless spending and less trying to spend wrecklessly. di di need those panera bread bagels? no. but i bought them anyway, and they were gone like 5 minutes later. i need a fucking accountant. bad.

anyways, i'm sure you've noticed that this is my first real post on this bitch in two months. i'm CONVINCED you've noticed. i'll try to update this bitch a little more often from now on. Look for posts on this bitch about basically the same stuff i talk about in my lj, except using the old format (post + review) that i used to use on this bitch back in the day.

REVIEW
AMC Theaters
2 Stars (Out of 5)

look, bros, i don't have any problem with your theaters themselves. theyre pretty sweet, and your mascot is that rock-ass little orchestra conductor guy made out of strips of film. i dig him. the problem is you don't have a fucking single location within 40 miles of mt. vernon iowa. get your act together, morons, and give me a location to use my two free fucking passes!