LIES ABOUT HARSHIL

When Harshil sits he clenches his toes like a monkey.

Harshil was never mocked in jr. high for having long arms, like a monkey.

Harshil is named after Harshil "Herschel" Walker.

Harshil once sat down without clenching his toes like a monkey.

Harshil never told a long running narrative about me being kidnapped by our advisory teacher and sold as a slave to Japanese businessmen and eventually being robbed at gunpoint by my own performer monkey in Brazil.

Harshil gets 31 miles per gallon.

Harshil has to wear what is called a "junk bra." He made it himself and wears it around his waist to...you know, support.

Harshil uses Binaca Jr.

Harshil once told Lance Armstrong to "ride like the wind," and Armstrong took the advice to heart.

Harshil Reads jamie's blog.

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it's hard to do it in one, what with the back and all.