i'm a huge fan of southpaw, the white sox mascot introduced last year. he dresses up in all sorts of different versions of his costume, like for dog day afternoon and elvis day and all that other crap. i'm so rooting for him.

also, he recently appeared in the chicago bulls halftime mascot challenge, withc benny the bull and that other bull and the various college mascots from the area and...whatever the hell the black hawk hawk is named. and i was totally caught off guard when i had a twinge of extreme sadness when i saw that damn creepy looking black hawk-type thing in a hockey uniform. why? because i was way into hockey for probably 4 or 5 years, it was my number 2 sport behind baseball. and i cant name more than like 6 or 7 players on the hawks now. and the fact that the season has been cancelled makes me worry for their future, and this just sucks so much. i pledge, here and now, to be totally all about hockey again if it ever comes back. and i pray it does and sticks around, because man, would it suck if it's gone forever.

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southpaw
5 Stars (Out of 5)

everyone stop making fun of him! hes cute and awesome, and come on, its for the kids. plus, if you kill him some talented mascot type guy is out of work, and as a liberal im against bad things happening to anyone.