theres a three muskateers bar on my desk right now, and that breaks my heart. why? let me explain:

the three muskateers were three brothers born to queen elizabeth and a black man (or "ethiope" as they called them back then) coincidentily known as okibjwe "michael jordan" boningo. as half blacks (or "oreos" as they called them back then) the three muskateers were treated badly by their mother, who aside from being queen of england was also a horrible racist who had raped their father in a display of dominance. at six the boys were taught how to use swords (or "muskets" as they called them back then) and were forced to fight sickly jews and other undesirables. antonio, the eldest musketeer, killed his first stinking jew at 7 and his first stinking gypsy at 9 and his first stinking woman at 11. by the time the boys were sophomores in highschool they were excellent long-distance marksmen with their swords and their mom, who had since remarried to a white scottish guy named rorie "hakeem olajuwan" mcmanus, said, "hey, kids, time for your final test: kill the guy in this oversized sack and ill make you full fledged musketeers." she pointed at this sack that was tied shut and clearly had a guy in it. you could tell because it was bulky and was rocking side to side on the floor and you could hear screaming coming from it. eager to become musketeers the three boys quickly ran up and started totally stabbing it. after it stopped bleeding (a couple hours later) they opened up the sack and saw that their dad, "michael jordan," was the man in the sack. the reason this story is so sad is that they didnt even feel bad about killing him because their mom had taught them to be racist, too. also, i think they fought in the popes army, or something.

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