well, iowa, im back. im back in iowa...thats you.

as you may imagine, i'm not happy being back in you. and no, thats not a sexual allusion, it has to do with how youre a fatass, boring state. i have class for the next few days here during thanksgiving week. this isnt an easy thing for me to do, but here goes...

truce.

i know, it sounds weird, me asking for a cease fire. but look, i have a ton more driving to do, and i dont even get to go home to see my friends. these next few days in iowa (you) cant suck, because if they do, then im in for a lot of suck. aside from family and food and God and yadda blah yadda.

so the deal is i stop ridiculing you and encouraging all your youthful inhabitants to leave, and you give me 3 days of nice weather and no homework. and maybe some free ice cream, but soft serve. im in a soft serve mood.

so, for the next three days, no funny shit, got me?

wait...

what the fuck, the buildings on fire! dammit, iowa, the deals off! go to hell!

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damn you!