where's mine? huh? where's mine? where's mine???

oh, there it is.

Tuesday, November 30, 2004

like a warlord (12:40:53 PM): http://www.dagonbytes.com
like a warlord (12:41:00 PM): i dont have afternoon class today
Mr Powerbeef (12:41:11 PM): that's good
like a warlord (12:42:11 PM): this si the shittiest site ever
Mr Powerbeef (12:42:19 PM): did you know that John Astin is Sean Astin's father
Mr Powerbeef (12:42:44 PM): I just found that out recently
Mr Powerbeef (12:42:57 PM): this is the most irritating site in the world
like a warlord (12:43:14 PM): wow i had no idea
like a warlord (12:43:20 PM): seriously, though, this thing sucks
Mr Powerbeef (12:43:35 PM): yes
Mr Powerbeef (12:43:37 PM): it does
like a warlord (12:43:41 PM): check out the graveyard thing
like a warlord (12:43:43 PM): its hillarious
Mr Powerbeef (12:43:46 PM): okay
like a warlord (12:44:15 PM): and notice, in the one monument, he used photoshop to put his name on the big cross
like a warlord (12:45:22 PM): he doesnt even have bachelors grove, either
Mr Powerbeef (12:45:43 PM): what an idiot
Mr Powerbeef (12:45:55 PM): this site sucks
like a warlord (12:46:07 PM): you have to watch so many g damn flash animations
like a warlord (12:46:13 PM): and he says he has a gallery of lost souls
like a warlord (12:47:28 PM): One, Two, Three, Four

(Strange howl, then laughter.)

I'm on the air.

(Giggle. Throat clearing? Pause)

My, my, where do I start? Such a long, long time . .....
like a warlord (12:48:13 PM): . .. As far back as I can remember

(or want to.)

is somewhere around the first Millenium.

I do remember being old then,

and I was already a Dark Brother in the family of the undead.

Maybe I can't recall it

because there was so much pain associated with those fading first memories.

One of those first memories was actually working in a traveling minstrel show,

As an acrobat or magician of some sort,
Ouch!

Which seems pretty silly considering that it was my chosen profession,

Out of fear.
Mr Powerbeef (12:49:13 PM): nope that's not retarded
like a warlord (12:49:39 PM): and he claims to have been bruned at the stake
Mr Powerbeef (12:50:21 PM): well he probably was
like a warlord (12:50:31 PM): but holy crap, the picture of him at the pc workstation with the cat on the floor
Mr Powerbeef (12:50:32 PM): maybe, if we're lucky, he was just foreshadowing
like a warlord (12:50:34 PM): is hilarious
like a warlord (12:51:01 PM): and the fact that the guy who transcribed these comments insinuates that he thinks dagon might be a ghost
like a warlord (12:51:16 PM): or at least has supernatural powers
Mr Powerbeef (12:51:37 PM): that's funny too
like a warlord (12:52:49 PM): his interview with john astin is funny, too, because its all profound and about poe and shit
like a warlord (12:52:55 PM): no questions about
like a warlord (12:53:21 PM): how did that guy get the role of "thing?" did he just have a really good looking hand?
Mr Powerbeef (12:53:46 PM): hahaha, that would have been a good one
Mr Powerbeef (12:54:01 PM): well
Mr Powerbeef (12:54:14 PM): my blog is doing the same thing it was yesterday too
like a warlord (12:54:17 PM): This article was just a small sliver of the conversation I had with Mr. Astin about Poe. We also touched on many more topics: Magic, Night Gallery, Night Court, Evil Roy Slade, Batman, Ethics, and of course The Addams Family.
Mr Powerbeef (12:55:15 PM): it should have been, and of course, Sean Astin
like a warlord (12:55:30 PM): hahahaha
like a warlord (12:55:35 PM): and, of course, rudy
Mr Powerbeef (12:56:18 PM): and of course Sam from lord of the rings
like a warlord (12:56:59 PM): Dagon: Now, Mr. Astin... of course, all goths...we all love the story of a chubby young man who couldn't play football very well, but he had such a tremendous heart that they let him play in the super bowl, or something. Your son Sean had that role. How do you feel about it?
like a warlord (12:57:22 PM): Astin: Well, it started his successful movie career. Im very happy he got the part.
Mr Powerbeef (12:57:50 PM): And what about Goonies?
Mr Powerbeef (12:58:06 PM): that was a good one too!
like a warlord (12:58:30 PM): Dagon: Yes, yes of course. You see, i think goths like myself really identify with a character like that, because we also failed at earthly athletic endeavors. Except, we have no heart at all, or if we do, its dead and black. Which is basically the same thing as Rudy.
like a warlord (12:58:41 PM): Astin: No, it's really not similar at all.
Mr Powerbeef (12:59:20 PM): hahahaha
like a warlord (12:59:40 PM): i bet thats how it would have gone.
Mr Powerbeef (1:00:02 PM): yeah
Mr Powerbeef (1:00:07 PM): seems likely
like a warlord (1:00:44 PM): Dagon: Let's move on.
like a warlord (1:00:51 PM): Astin: Yes, let's.
like a warlord (1:01:13 PM): Dagon: Ok, well, I'll ask the next question, but don't be so damn snippy.
like a warlord (1:01:19 PM): Astin: Excuse me?
Mr Powerbeef (1:01:24 PM): Astin:I'm getting paid for this right?
like a warlord (1:01:29 PM): Dagon: Yes, well. What's it like being a vampire?
like a warlord (1:01:40 PM): Astin: I'm not a vampire. This is-
like a warlord (1:01:49 PM): Dagon: But Gomez was.
like a warlord (1:02:06 PM): Astin: Actually, no, that's not true either. You see what-
like a warlord (1:02:37 PM): Dagon: But Poe was! So sort of, you identify with me.
like a warlord (1:02:49 PM): Astin: Edgar Allen Poe was certainly not a vampire.
like a warlord (1:03:09 PM): Dagon: Ha, Mr. Astin, you are a laugh riot.
Mr Powerbeef (1:03:37 PM): hahaha
like a warlord (1:03:39 PM): Dagon: Before we go on to the next set of questions, how old are you?
like a warlord (1:03:47 PM): Astin: I'm-
like a warlord (1:03:57 PM): Dagon: Because im over a thousand years old.
like a warlord (1:04:03 PM): AStin: This interview is over.

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i didnt review anything! nothing. and look, i just used a zero as an "o." great. im a moron. this really lifts my spirits.

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