jamie for office!

thats right, im gonna be a politician. whats going to stop me? ugliness? because, im sorry, but i'm at least as good looking as newt gingrich or strom thurmond, and they were plenty successful. the fact is i know as much about politics as anyone else, im moderate in that i criticize both sides equally and choose my platform issue by issue, according to what i believe and not what my party is, and everyone loves my charm! im really charming. on a charm scale from larry flynt to joey buttofuoco, i'm somewhere around albert belle. look, its late. i have class at one pm, so i need my shut eye.

oh, also, i had a dream about detectives scruff and wiggles. i dont need to tell you that it was one of the best ive ever had.

REVIEW
One PM
4 Stars (out of 5)

its late! i can sleep in and still do my hw the day its due! then again, its really not as good as 2, is it?