its been, like, weeks since i posted. theres no good reason for it, except that ive been out of town for virtually the whole time.

the bright side of the long wait is that, because i had so much time on my hands, i spent the whole time thinking about my blog.

seriously.

thinking about how everyone loves it, and how cool that makes me. and other stuff, too. eventually i decided that when i got home i would make a new post and watch back to the future, assuming that it was on tv when the time came. sure enough, here i am, back to the future is on, and im home. and im making a post.

i realize that none of this is very funny, so allow me to try out a new "riff" (thats what stand up comedians like me call jokes) that i came up with during a conversation with some dudes:

i dont think ill ever go to belmont and clark again. everyone down there is so pretentious and think theyre so much better than everyone else, when i know im better than them really should spend my time alone, to keep myself unadulturated.

ok, maybe its not the best thing in writing. imagine it spoken out loud, delivered perfectly. like, so well, that no matter how shitty it is, its still amazing. like that.

no review today.