the election is later today, and you know what that means....

jamie turns twenty!

and what better birthday gift could i get than this dialogue on msnbc (remember, stephen baldwin is a born again christian hyperconservative):

ron reagan: ha, yes. but back to my
stephen baldwin: oh, hey, i've got some good news, buddy!
reagan: um, yes?
baldwin: i've been praying for you!
reagan: well, thank you very much. i
baldwin: and the Lord told me that youre going to receive some, some healing from your past! how great is that? i'm so happy for you!
reagan:...

this has been one WEEEEEEEIIIIIRD election year. all year, too. im so damn sick of politics and elections. i'm sick of both john kerry and the official candidate of the Lord. WHENS IT ALL GOING TO END????

...oh. tomorrow? ok, then.

...wait, but not really tomorrow, because no matter who wins the election results are going to be challenged and rechallenged for years and years?!?!?

thank god for college football

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look, i don't dislike the dude, as weird as that sounds. hes a likable guy, he knows what he believes, all that crap. thing is there are a couple key things he stands for that mean i won't (didn't, more accurately) vote for him:
a. marrying christianity and the government
b. spend-and-spend (as opposed to tax-and-spend) modern republican financial policy
c. in bed with corporate interests (no bid contracts, anyone?)
d. ann coulter, sean hannity and michael savage are voting for him