yo, everybooooooooody, im in class right now. and i shouldnt be on the computer. so ims a typins reaaaaaallly slows like, sos i donts gets caughts. im skippin punctuation and stuff so that im less likely to make a tupo. i mean, typo.....fuck. ive been playing snowboard kids 2 non stop this week. i dld it for my n64 rom this weekend, and its the best decision ive ever made. its an extremely fun game, despite the fact that it has its faults. i can imagine some guy at a board meeting being like, gentleman, good news! we completed SK2, using only 6 total polygons! by augmenting said polygons with blurry textures and very poor quality 2d sprites we were able to finish $11 under budget. then another guy is like, we didnt spend a SINGLE CENT??? seriously, though, the game feels very chintzy. the levels are idiotic and boring and contrived and the story is unintelligible. it seems they were totally caught off guard when they were asked to make a sequel to snowboard kids, which i assume they were sure would fade away quickly.


...no, im just kidding. SK2 is the epic story of slash, a burry, blocky fellow, who, with the help of his average, work-a-day friends (one of whom owns a caslte) has to beat a blue demon child named damien at snowboarding. it has all sorts of fantastic situations, like snowboarding on wood, on grass, and what i think was supposed to be underwater. the production values...magnifique.

REVIEW
typing in class
1 star (out of 5)

im sure i just jeopardized my gade.