www.clonehighusa.com

hells yeah. i miss this show a lot, even after 13 episodes. maybe im the only one who cares. in fact, i'm going to go ahead and say that im the only one who cares. at least i found that website where i could sign a petition to get a dvd put out.

anyways, when, one day, you get big and have a blog of your own, you'll realize how hard it is to talk about real life and not sound like a melodramtic, whiney pussy. for instance, lets say that...oh, i dont know.....you're having an awful time at your hellschool in helliowa. you have two options. you could write:

damn, today sucked. i got up at 1:30 and found out my roommate and his girlfriend had been calling all morning for me to have breakfast with them, but i hadn't woken up to the sound of the phone. they're basically the only people who talk to me here, now that ive told everyone i'm trying to transfer. i spent all day, just like, honest to God, every other day, laying in this rocking chair, slouched down, watching the history channel. i can't be more serious, i do this every day. discounting class, i'm outside of my room for, seriously, a half hour a day. sometimes, on a cold night like this, i look up at the stars and imagine their faces and want to cry.

MOOD: chartreuse emotional depth :-0
MUSIC: "blow my fucking brains out because i'm a sad-ass british guy" by morissey

OR you could write:

the surreal life sure is a depressing show, huh? these people are shells of human beings. dave coullier looks like he might, in fact, already be dead. flava flav shows symptoms of, like, mild developmentally delayed stuff. on down the line, these people are either fucked up stupid or fucked up washed up. bob saget's gettin a new show, dave, and john stamos is still good looking. what the fuck are you doing? playing in the nhl "pseudo-celebrity" allstar game? maybe it's about time you relented to the ol' sweet embrace, if you know what i mean. the fucking LEAST you could do would be to pretend you found God, or something, and hang out with that twisted freak kirk cameron. i mean, you used to know his sister, right? maybe he'd want to save you.

so really, either way, you come off as an unpleasent person and a hopeless wreck, but it's better to be an angry asshole (louis black) than than a sad, hopeless tragedy (jon stewart).

REVIEW
Clone High USA
5 Stars (Out of 5)

up there with family guy, futurama, and the first 10 seasons of the simpsons, seriously. totally worthwhile. totally unbelievable that im having such a hard time downloading these damn episodes.