The Truth About Liberals and Conservatives

liberals...

want to raise your taxes, but only so they can buy jewelry with little diamond aborted fetuses on it.

middle names are always "vladimir."

may have visited france at some point.

root for mike tyson.

may change their minds over the course of their lifetime, often more than once.

are all one of the four most liberal members of congress.

instead of worshiping our lord and savior jesus christ pray at the alter of the prince of lies, bill maher.

conservatives...

play the bongos.

fosilize slowly from the inside out after age 10.

have exactly 1,776 active sperm per million.

are quiet and respectful, prefering to let their wizened wit speak for itself.

don't support high taxation, not even to punish the successful.

oppose aborted ilegal immigrant terrorist fetus same sex voting.

once took a quarter from the "take a penny, leave a penny" tray at an amoco in west branch, iowa, purely because they knew theyd never be there again and wouldn't have to return the favor.

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