i'm frantic. im racing around my room in a rage, trying desperately to accidently trip some sequence of events that will lead me on the adventure of my life, because thats what i need to save my college experience at this point.

i dont know if i've made this clear, but i do nothing. every day. nothing, as in if im not walking around on my cell phone, getting food or in class, im in my room. online, watching tv. nothing.

i really really really really really need to get out of here, before all my college experience is good for is turning me into a twisted, lonely hermit-freak. if id gone anywhere else, where i had even one friend, this wouldn't be an issue. i could have had a grand time. the fact is i have basically made no friends here and i hate it and now im the envy of no one. no one envies me. that used to be my only upside, how i was the envy of bascially everyone, for varying reasons. ugly people admired my stunning good looks, idiots marvelled at my astounding wit and mind, and jon lived in awe of my enormous genitals. now its all gone!

I GOTTA GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE!!!!

AHH AHHH AHH AHH...eee..eee.... im hyperventalating. Lord, why is this happening??? I need-

oh, i guess the problem was this plastic bag im in. even so, the tension of a horrible life is also an issue! help me, please! im begging!

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Resignations
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how the hell did i come up with resignations?