hey kids! do you know what time it is?

no!

Um...Well, it's time for the level headed liberal!
(applause)

yo yo yo. i know that lately, what with november 2nd coming up (that's right, it's my birthday) i've been posting a lot about politics and what not. in the past i've been able to resist the urge to talk about politics, but right now i figure everyone's in the mood, so you all won't mind.

so heres the scoop: don't trust liberals. im serious! you can tell the kind of liberal i'm talking about. the one that's like, president bush was wearing a wire in the debates! he wants to create a christian theocracy! he's a nazi (or worse, he's a communist!) look, fact is, if someone's idealogy lines up that closely with one extreme, odds are very good that they haven't thought anything through. ("abortion is good, but the death penalty is bad." ...huh??)

at the same time, have you EVER in your life met a liberal (and, being one, i know a lot of them) who is the kind described by conservatives? the one who hates God, openly supports communism, racism and anti-semitism? everyone i ever met who was even remotely racist was a conservative. every single one. i don't think conservatives are racists, its just that on the fringe of the conservative platform are the racists. just like at the fringe of the liberal platform are the communist atheists who support the violent overthrow of our government. fact is, basically any kid you meet who supports communism is an idiotic 13 year old who bought a che shirt at a blink 182 show. they don't represent liberals any more than the grand dragon represents conservatives.

in short, dont fuckin trust anyone. across the board, basically anyone who wants to tell you who to vote for is either blinded by idealogy (michael moore) or is a hateful, hateful evil bitch (anne coulter). its best just to hug up on your conservative or liberal buddy and pretend you don't disagree on most major issues. i mean, remember: bill maher (libertarian, but a left leaning libertarian) went out with anne coulter. i mean, holy shit. if they could sit next to eachother without beating eachother with rocks (let ALONE fuck!), isn't it the least we can do to not call eachother fascists or racists or communists or satan?

lighten up. be realistic. think about where you get your information

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