damn red sox. why does everyone only care about the red sox and cubs, numbers 1 and 3 all time for longest period without world series? the GOOD sox are number 2!!! all time! longer than the red sox! wouldnt the balck sox scandal seem to be more curseworthy than a stupid player sale or a fucking goat, anyway? god DAMMIT im pissed

so to cheer myself up, allow me to explain the funniest thing ive seen in a long time.

me and my roommate watch two episodes of clone high every night. last night we saw episode 7, "Plane Crazy, Gate Expectations." in it ghandi discovers he has "the gift of rhyme" and becomes a hugely popular rapper. his hit song, recorded with jfk, consists of these lines and nothing more:

G spot rocks the G spot! G spot rocks the G spot! Whats my name??!? (G SPOT!) What do i rock?!?!? (THE G SPOT!)

REVIEW
Clone High (Again)
5 Stars (Out of 5)

it just gets better and better. what a show. and it was cancelled because GWB is evil. no joke, he demanded it be cancelled. the exact quote, if i remember correctly, was, "i'm GWB and i insist you cancel that hilarious show 'clone high.' why? WHY??? because i'm evil, dumbass!"

....the exact quote, seriously.