justin calls me this weekend, which is cool because hes a sweet ass dude. then hes like, "ok, heres the scoop. im in dominics and i just saw brian rowe. can im gonna go make fun of him, what should i say?" first of all, for some reason justin felt he had to use a long distance cell phone call on this. second of all, he says it was because he wanted to defend me and yevs honor, not because he loves to attack people. thing is, we all know he loves to attack people, so who knows. I told him, for the love of god, don't insult the guy. for a myriad of reasons. first of all, he didnt do anything to you. second of all, as far as i know this is over, third of all, whatever you do to him will be turned back on you, like, 1000 fold. fourth of all, hes just at dominics getting some food. possibly chocolate milk, for all we know. no need to ruin someone's perfectly pleasent chocolate milk run if you don't have to. eventually he grudgingly agreed to let brian go on his way, although ill say this: if justin had attacked brian, brian might have hit him. and justin would have had to use his knife to defend himself, because hes very weak physically (although he has the willpower to make up for it), and then brian would have DIED, and then this millenia old holy war would have taken its first victim. and that makes baby jesus cry.
oh, also, poh-lard (as yev calls him) deleted my self depricating, sort of olive-branchian comment on his rant about suddenly zombie. so i wont bother the poor guy anymore, although i would have liked to see my comment kept on there, because it showed my human, cool, laid back, lovable side, and thats the side of me that im sure he and his friends see the least. so dino, fare the well. i dont really know you, but i hear you're not voting for bush, so you can't be a bad guy. god speed! same goes for brian, who i hope realizes maybe im NOT a horrible bastard. someday.
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Poll Responses: "What will you do if jamie posts about these guys again, or mocks them in a round about way?"
5 Stars (Out of 5)
41% of respondents said "Continue not reading his pointless blog." 12% said, "Begin continuing not reading his pointless blog." 7% said "Maybe go play Road Rash 3 on my emulator," and 40 % said "Support him 100% and then mock Dino online." it should be said that at least 40% of my readership is yev.
also, the poll got 5 stars because...well, i made all the responses up myself, and i support me 100%. but i try not to mock dino online.
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