hi everyone. im not sure im gonna figure out anything to talk about to day, so thats a little depressing. thing is, i had a blast this weekend doing basically nothing. its not really a good thing, its just that basically nothing at home was a lot more than my best day here. and all i did was see a barely ok movie. i dont want to complain! but i want to, but i dont want to want to, or whatever. this isnt very pleasent. for me, or for you!

i want it to be christmas, so people are home and i can have presents and go to the mall every day just to walk around and look at clothes and stuff. that way, it would just be a matter of time until it was spring and baseball would start and this year i would...like...get a new job that had less work, and i could spend more time at the beach and at baseball games! theres not even any BASEBALL left! AAAHHH FUCK! i need all sorts of shit to go right for me for a while, or else God's gonna get it!

oh, and God, if you need any hints as to how to get yourself out of this mess, here you go:

i want fame and fortune

i want fortune

i need a really sweet car

i need to get the hell out of this boring place where i never do anything

i need to have at least 120% more fun

i need a sandwich

....so get crack-a-lackin, "God."

....jerk.

REVIEW
My Raybans
8 (Out of 5)

WOOOOOWIE SHIT! these were lost for so long! but now i look unbelievabadass again! i look so tough that i once stepped on kevin sorbo's balls and didn't even apologize!