have you ever watched blank check? i have. many times.

why the hell is this idiot talking about blank check?

of course, im talking about blank check because i just mentioned it to my roommate while mocking tone loc's career. you see, we're watching uncle buck right now, and they began to play a snippet of "wild thing," and i just bout flipped my lid.

flipped my lid? this guy IS a jackass.

anyways, back to blank check. i really liked that movie. but why would a 30 year old woman go with a 10 year old on an excursion waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too similar to a date for my comfort?

bs, i bet he'd like that.

i mean, i should admit, truthfully, that i would very much enjoy the idea of adults and minors engaged in sex acts. but thats neither here nor there. the real point is that the kid gets so much crap for a million dollars. does a million dollars really buy you a castle and a go cart track and a full staff and all that other crap?

no one should care about this crap.

but heres the interesting part...think about it! in other countries, the american dollar goes farther! that's why im reasonably sure, that while they didnt make a big deal about it, the movie was set in turkey.

what a dumbfuck. they dont make movies in turkey.

also, im beginning to realize that this post isnt funny and doesnt have a point, so im gonna kill it now. good night, you bastards. dont forget to use really sturdy rope.

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