first things first. damn blogger has been fuckin around with me for a week or so, so i haven't been able to post, so people are starting to forget how much they love me. but im back, so lay off.

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whew. im hyperstonehesitng. [www.weeklyjohnson.com] its almost done! we even have one of matt's "special" articles up. i dont know why jon only posted the one...it seems unprofessional to only publish part of the issue, and leave the rest for later. also, its unprofessional that we chose such a...well, "special" article as the first one. either way, go check out the site, and be assured that there is much more to be added in the next week before it goes full speed.

also, im sorry i said "special" like that. i didn't know this, but aparently im a highschool sophomore who thinks madtv is the pinnacle of modern comedy.

seriously, though, im not an idiot, and im sorry i said that.

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You get 5 stars out of 5 because you recognized that "hyperstoneheisting" was a refference to a 1992 teenage mutant ninja turtles game for genesis! cowabunga!