well, i tell you what. this is the font they call small or so they say when they tell me so. thats what they tell me.
 
the desk i utilize at work doesnt belong to me. it belongs to one "CAROLYNWASHINGTON" according to the name plate on it. ms. CAROLYNWASHINGTON aparently has a great sense of humor. among the items taped to her monitor:
 
1. a pin that says "get a life!" in order to really apreciate the pin, you have to imagine the drawing of an angry little guy yelling on it. i assume it was designed by a bunch of retarded elementary school kids or something. you know, for charity. like, a retard charity.
 
2. a tiny card that says "you are special." but get this, "you are" has been crossed out....and "i am" has been written in! ho ho! move over, george lopez! graffiti!
 
3. a pin that says "DON'T START." so i wont.
 
4. a pin that says "Sarcasm is just one service i offer." i wonder what she charges, because in todays economy sevice industries are doing very well. my provider has been dropping its prices, but the quality has gone down ("fine, DON'T apreciate our competitive prices!") and i'd be interested in trying someone know, perhaps CAROLYNWASHINGTON. also, this pin is too vague to work as proper advertising. what else does she offer? snide remarks? snarky quips? faceitious badgering? who the fuck knows?
 
5. a weird little card/post it thing. this one is the real knee slapper in the bunch. "May the God of hope fill you with al joy and peace as you trust in him..." good gosh, what a wiseacre she is! "God of hope?" hahahaha. oh man, this stuff is out there.
 
REVIEW
Inpropriety
2 Stars (out of 5)
 
don't let anyone see it! thats the first rule of stealing! i mean, if youre gonna be a crook, jesus, don't do it from a public tax shelter!