if blogger would let me post images id post this cute picture i drew of a fox. its very cartoony, it would make you smile.
 
anyway.
 
whats up, world (by world i mean the 4 or 5 people that will ever read this)? read any good books lately? i sure havent. by which i dont mean that ive only read bad books, i mean i havent read any books. at all. because for the most part they suck, and i feel im much better off playing videogames or working for 9 hours a day. yes, i count my lunch break as work, regardless of what my pay structure says. and yes, i am an english major. and yes, books still suck. and yes, thats even though im an english major. and yes, it is odd that an english major hates books. and yes, i still hate books. and yes, im still an english major. and yes, yes.
 
matt rowan has copped out like a puss and jon mau-ed his way onto the internet, i.e. he used a freewebs template and did no real work. its disgusting. the only thing stupider is that he decided to fill it with "original content" (his current buzzword) and not just post old stuff he had lying around, like certain web-wizards (me) did. oh, and to ice his shit-cake, he stole my idea from "The Reformers" and posted fake quotes from the media on his site. that bastard. and guess what? aside from stealing my ideas, he quotes jon "fuckin" mau, but not me! so here you go, asshole, free of charge.
 
"I'm going to break your teeth with a hammer, you fucking fraud."
-Jamie Ferguson, Future of the Internet
 
there. oh, and he aparently "forgot" to obey the cardinal rule of the internet, and neglected to post a single image of a canadian lynx.
 
furthermore, shaq is on the miami heat! the worlds turning upside down! i feel especially bad for the first old cuban man who gets crushed to death under a custom hummer with the superman logo painted on the hood.
 
p.s. that fox picture i drew....i should have mentioned that the fox is giving head to an armodillo. its hottt.
 
 
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ho ho ho! ho ho ho! ho ho ho! ho ho ho! ho ho ho! christmas came early this year! it came 1.....2...... 5 times! and i apreciated it very much. now i can play r kelly ALL DAY LONG, while you fuckers are struggling with cds, severing fingers and such trying to get it into that little slot in your dash. eat my shit, america!