have you ever been the only person walking the opposite way of everyone else in a sea of people? i mean, like, the only one. where its like, everyone looks at you like, what the fuck is wrong with you?

thats what its like walking away from wrigley field an hour before game time.

..........i hate every last one of those bastards.



i was at something awful reading the awful link of the day. it was the myspace for some guy named ninjax. judging from his antics, i was sure he was your basic non-descript dumbass. it turned out he considers himself a scene kid. which i found pretty funny and more than a little fitting. aside from his rants, which were too much like the tearful ravings of an underacheiving, overweight high school stoner, what i found most interesting was his listing of "good tunezzz" or whatever:

..UNDEROATH I FUCKING LOVE THEE! (dont make me go into details bout them)=A Static Lullaby<3=As I Lay Dying<3=Alexisonfire<3=Norma Jean=Thrice<3=Finch=Thursday=From Autumn To Ashes=Dead Elizabeth<3=Asian Dub Foundation=Rage Against The Machine=Incubus=Calico System=Twista=Story Of The Year=Yellowcard=Walls Of Jericho=At The Drive In=The Mars Volta=AFI=Atreyu=The Used=Ludacris=Twiztid=Posion The Well=Smile Empty Soul=Glassjaw=Taking Back Sunday=No Motiv=Fall Out Boy=Pepper=Oshen=Slightly Stoopid=Mustard Plug=311=Earthsuit=Nas=Eminem=ill nino=Slipknot=Deftones=Static-X=Lacuna Coil=Lamb Of God=Shadows Fall=Killswitch Engage=Hatebreed=Meshuggah=Mudvayne=Korn=Dope=Primus=Dead Kennedys=Linkin Park=Lil Jon=Brand New=Rufio=Spitalfield=Moneen=Maxeen=Lostprophets=Blindside=Simon Says=Green Day=The Unseen=Blink 182=The Ataris=Goldfinger=Mxpx=Nofx=Nicotine=Dexter Danger=Allister=Yeah Yeah Yeahs=Silverstein=Chevellle=Coheed and Cambria=6gig=Bleed The Dream=Everytime I Die=Kill Hannah=Finger Eleven=Boy Sets Fire=Avenged Sevenfold=Alkaline Trio=The Handsome Devils=The Tossers=Jane's Addiction=The Haunted=Rammstein=Taproot=Deadsy=3rd Strike=The Line=Vaux=Armor For Sleep=HORSE The Band=Throwdown=Hatched Annie=Terrah=Bob Marley=The Kinison=Anatomy Of A Ghost=Early November=The Get Up Kids...etc

...yes, thats his actual list, and yes, he honestly writes like that. at first i thought, well, he likes bullshit, awful bands. but then i realized it was more than that. he liked ALL bands. as in, every band that has ever existed, ever. who else do you know that would sing the praises of both At The Drive-In and Twiztid (an ICP offshoot)? or both smile empty soul and the get up kids? or anyone who likes smile empty soul at all? i mean, christ, look how long the list is! and dont give me that crap about how "maybe, unlike you, he's comfortable enough in himself to like what he likes and not conform to blah blah blah." no. this guys a fuckin idiot! hes stupid, and dont defend shit like this kid.

REVIEW
blanx
3 Stars (out of 5)

blanx is totally the shit. i bought four tons of the stuff recently, and it was the most respectful deitoid i've ever used..................deitoid.....it means, "like a deity.".......well, i made it up, so it works.