reasons to hate the cubs:

stupid fans

asshole fans

mainstream (pucah shell necklace, hair gel, crew socks), conservative-ish moron fans

they have that retarded, cutesy "all american" image that makes me hella pissed

as a sox fan, its totally ok to resent the lopsided coverage of the teams. and if you dont think the cubs get 70% of the media attention, listen to sports talk radio 8 hours a day for 2 weeks like i have.

REVIEW
The David Wells Trade from 2001
5 Stars (Out of 5)

Everyone lists this as a reason why kenny williams sucks (by everyone i mean jay mariotti and other sports talk pundits). the fact is, we got 112 solid innings out of wells, and all we gave up was mike sirotka (never pitched an inning for the blue jays and is out of baseball) kevin byrne (pitched extremely poorly for very few innings for the jays and is out of baseball) and brian simmons (released by the jays, then WE resigned him....and then released him again). so shut up! we got wells for nothing, so it cant have been a tragic deal. shut up and go to heck, assfuckers.