hey brosephine, lemme tell ya about the workin world.

sometimes you get a job in a sooty basement. if youre lucky, the basement will have no windows, and although your boss is nice, your horrible job (i dont know....organizing hundreds of stuffed file cabinets in a crowded room for 8 hours a day, or something like that) is so awful that every afternoon its all you can do not to flip out, kick over a file cabinet and kill yourself with a wheeled office chair (by beating your head with it or soemthing. it seems pretty heavy....). now i know what elvis costello meant when he said,

welcome to the workin week
oh i know it dont thrill you
i hope it dont kill you
welcome to the workin weeeek
you gotta do it till you do it, organize folders in stuffed file cabinets until you better get into it

the man knew the workin world sucked. and he won a grammy. or if he didnt, he has cool glasses. so you know hes smart and honest.

REVIEW
Van Helsing
2 Stars (Out of 5)

as a movie this piece of shit gets like negative a fuckin billion stars. the plot...holy crap. id explain it, but it takes a while, and im not the patient type. ask me about it when you see me in person. it gets 2 stars, however, because (and trust me on this) a fuckin giant werewolf battling a dracula-bat monster to the death is pretty damn sweet.