ways to fix the ecology club:

-add some god damn metal breakdowns to every song. i mean, come on! what have you been waiting for? dashboard to work a few into their music first? do yourselves a favor and start the trend before you have to become followers.

-stop shaving (but dont let a beard form, either, though. you dont want to end up looking like a cross between new found glory and drowning pool)

-write a song about coping with tragedy/ preventing suicide/ not doing drugs. either that or write one about your boss literally being a monkey. that wouldn't be funny, but it would be weird, and it cement you firmly in "aquabats rip-off" territory.

-change the name. im fond of "Anders W. K."

-write a concept album. you have two choices. either you could prove how inteligent and interesting you are and base it on the last tycoon or something like that, or you can do something ironic and base it on a playmobil catalog. beacue it would be ironic.

-re-record the metal breakdowns, this time harmonizing a solo above the riff and double kick. and screaming macabre poetry in the background.

-invite axl rose to sing backup

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Waiting for Someone to Make a College Decision
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having to wait for someone to make a decision that affects you a lot is really tedious, consuming and anxiety filled. and its not even character building. damn life.