never ever ever ever eat "it's pasta anytime!" fettucini alfredo. it tastes like....damp cracker strips in bacon sauce.

propel fitness water: the clear, bad tasting sports drink with tiny people living inside. why does this seem like a bad idea? do you advertize...like, pudding, by showing a ton of people fucking around in the bowl? do you want to eat pudding that people have been bathing (and probably drowning) in? then why would you possibly want to drink fake water that has people in it? the people have to go to the bathroom somewhere, too, and theres no way for them to get out of the bottle. think about THAT.

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"it's pasta anytime!" fettucini alfredo
2 Stars (Out of 5)

never ever ever ever eat it. it tastes like....damp cracker strips in bacon sauce.