ok, ive had enough of this william hung crap.

was it fun to watch him crash and burn on national tv?

of course.

that doesn't mean we have to treat him like hes a legitimate performer.

look, the guy is a horrible singer. horrible! he doesn't do one thing right. on top of it, he's ugly (look at those teeth), hes a terrible dancer, hes ethnic (let's face it, this isn't a population that takes kindly to a thick foreign accent) and he's utterly, utterly naiive. this passes for charm nowadays?

they gave the guy a record contract! and hes appeared on numerous tv shows to sing. The guy is horrible! and all this attention has lead him to believe that he's NOT horrible, and people actually enjoy hearing him sing! it's gonna break the poor fucker's heart when he fades from the public concience in a month.

....unless his record is a hit, he gets a movie deal, and remains a celebrity for years to come. If this happens, please send five dollars and a photograph to

The Jamie Ferguson "Make a Rocket and Leave Earth Forever and/or Commit Mass Suicide" Society
Box 514, 910 Commons Circle
Mt. Vernon, IA 52314

REVIEW
The Cleaning Crew in My Dorm
0 Stars (Out of 5)

what the fuck?! i left my bowl out by the sink to SOAK!!! i wasnt THROWING IT AWAY! it clearly wasn't a derelect bowl, it had only been out there for an hour! go to hell, you stupid cleaning crew. go to hell.