in the new yellowcard video the lead dude looks a lot like john feldmann. also, parts of the song sound like hang ups. except that it has that damn violin.

man i was watching part of that "shark vs. croc" stuff on the discovery channel, and im telling you, talk about an example of the downfall of modern culture. first of all, the show is purely about animals fighting to the death. seemed to me cockfights are, like, looked down on. but when its an elephant goring a rhinos face, its quality entertainment. second of all, THERE IS NO SCIENTIFIC VALUE TO ANY OF THE "EXPERIMENTS" PERFORMED ON THE SHOW! none. whats the point of ramming a huge water container with a metal elephants head? none? well, what if we attached the elephant's head to a TANK? the thing is, this supposedly tells them something about how a rhino would react to being stabbed with a tusk. it says a rhinos body is analagous to a huge plastic jug filled with water. now, this is fucking stupid. but it doenst stop there. the STUPIDEST thing is that they say they gather "information" from the fact that a 200 lb aluminum spike can puncture a water jug and that they input it into "a computer along with biological factors to create our elephant!" what the fuck? im going to make a show about making huge ass robotic animals and then just start destroying random stuff with them, and it will be exactly the same as this show.

oh, i almost forgot... they give all the animals big red lights for eyes.

REVIEW
Boredom
1 Star (Out of 5)

i cant say im a big fan. and i spent 98% of this weekend bored out of my giant robotic metal elephant skull. i cant WAIT to get the hell out of here, hang out with people at home for a little bit, see the wonderful, perfect laura and then go to arizona. and then, of course, resume hanging out and seeing the wonderful, perfect laura. i gotta get the eff outta herrrre.