you know what you do when you want to be emotional in your blog?

you think about somethin you hate!

top 5 worst things ever

5. grape nuts
when i was in kindergarten we could get breakfast at day care. now, we also had rabbits that we took care of there, including one named velveteen, so i was very familiar with rabbit food. and when, one day, they gave us grape nuts for breakfast, i was absolutely convinced that there had been a mistake, and we were being fed rabbit food. if that doesnt say something about the stuff i dont know what does.

4. trapt/staind/linkin park/numetal
im not sure ill ever hate this stuff as much as i should, simply because i already hate it so much that its hard for me to comprehend the hate. where to begin? its main value is that it is rebelious, but it rebels against nothing, they aren't catchy, but they aren't hard, either. its by idiots for idiots, its loud and slow, and it features lyrics like "i! hate! everything about you!" augh i cant even talk about it. thats how bad it is.

3. the simpsons: hit and run
this game is not fun. its not interesting. its not funny. and its not worth the 5 dollar rental fee. seriously. the commercials heralded it as "the best simpsons game ever!" and for some reason (i'm a moron) i believed them. imagine vice city, with these alterations:
a. no carjacking, you sit in the passenger seat while another person drives you around!
b. you dont have the option of leaving the road at any time
c. very linnear, do this, then that, storyline and gameplay. you cant just drive around. (not that youd want to)
d. no guns, no killing, no blood. but you can KICK people! and- get this- they fall DOWN!
e. there are 4 different types of car on the road (with a pickup being the smallest and sportiest...i swear to god)
f. it sucks hardcore.

2. 13 year old kids
there are many reasons i hate 13 year old kids, not the least of which is that they listen to trapt and linkin park. theyre also rude, tasteless, inconsiderate, stupid, filthy, ugly, mean spirited, poorly dressed morons with the stoned ranger's sense of humor and wear hooded sweatshirts with dragons on them. to quote carlo sumaYOW, "we're the generation of nickelodeon, and they're the generation of jackass."

1. people that are so "christian" its like theyre evil
heres what i mean by this: people that believe god outlawed all fun, god is not open to interpretation, god loves christian americans and no one else, god is trying to trick us into going to hell (evolution, stars) and, most importantly, god votes republican. i remember when being christian was ALWAYS a good thing.

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this list (which is basically a review)
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what can i say? "scathin'!"..........or maybe i wont say that, on acount of how stupid it is.