man, ive been thinking lately...."yeah, i rock, but do i rock ENOUGH?"

and i dont think i do. not enough to live up to my expectations, anyway. so heres how i plan to increase my rockingnocity

1. make up even more fake bands to be in. ones that rock longer, harder and louder.

2. punch at least one person in the face every day.

3. never allow myself to be seen without an open container of alcohol.

4. constantly be angry at everyone around me.

5. wear exclusively black, never cut my hair, and end every sentence with "....i mean, fuck!"

and then, if everything goes according to plan, i wont be able to NOT rock!

REVIEW
Hey Mercedes Stickers
3 Stars (Out of 5)

theyre pretty damn cool, but only because they say "hey mercedes" on them. theyre black, with that weird logo from the new album. On the bright side, they're nice and sticky, and have that traditional "long square" or "rectangle" sticker shape. oh, and there's a fuckin thousand of them.