like a warlord (12:59:49 PM): what the hell happened
Harshil1847 (1:00:09 PM): that was meant for jon, yev, and I
Harshil1847 (1:00:31 PM): apparently we "use" him for all the "rad parties" that he throws

man, harshil just can't stay out of my blog. but as long as he's visciously insensitive and angry, there'll be a place for him here.

Jamie (opening up the back of the van to reveal piles of boxes and blankets and such): Hey, jon, what’s all this?

Jon: This is my dad’s survival van. He rigged it up after we saw terminator 2. It’s got guns and food and water and stuff. And 30,000 dollars cash.

Matt: Wow, really? That’s everything we need!

Jim: Yeah, seriously! Let’s go!

(At Pita Inn. Harshil’s body is at the table with everyone, slumped over.)

Justin (licking lips, rubbing stomach): 30,000 dollars worth of shish kabobs sure go down smooth.

Jamie: Yep, all our problems are solved!

(Screen fades to black, indianna jones theme fades in.)

(Screen fades back in)

Jamie: Wait, no they arent! Did we seriously just spend 30,000 dollars on mediterranean food??

Jon: Yeah, I know. We should have gone for something more filling.

im proud of myself in the way that seems kinda creepy

REVIEW
The first girl who did the voice of meg on Family Guy
1 Star (Out of 5)

Wow, she really fucked up, didn't she? for the first season meg had less character than a d and d sprite. she added nothing to the plot or humor of the show. and she had that non descript "girl" voice (like most girls do). i hope she pays for what she did......

......with money, to me.