its tuesday night, kind of, so shut up.

i swear, this is what i hear in "sowing the seeds of love" by tears for fears

some have to eat, some maaaasturbaaaaate

back to the weekly johnson.
we have all sorts of really awesome ideas.....nothing like a year and a half hiatus to get the juices flowin! im not going to give away any teasers, but....

ok, ok, stop cursing and slamming your mug into the monitor! ill give away some teasers. heres a headline:

South Side Fire Claims Six, Three Children

HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA ohhhhh man. we have gotten BETTER with the time off. man, like, its hard for me to believe we even came up with that!

what, you want MORE? well, i really cant give any more away...but one has to do with CANADA!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

REVIEW
Harshil Patel
3 Stars (out of 5)

is bag a bad guy? no, not at all. just mediocre. he's moral, sure, but he also smells bad. oh, and you know that really annoying thing about him, that we all talk about behind his back? the thing that's so aggravating we just cant stand it? yeah, that too. anyway, hes good enough for a 3. (also, i'd have reviewed laura, but she would have gotten a perfect score, and i cant just go around giving out perfect scores all willy-nilly.)