god damn patriots! i cant tell you how angry it makes me that a team thats supported by the president, is called the "patriots" and is nicknamed "homeland defense" (how tasteless is it to politicize sports?) won the super bowl. now, dont get me wrong, i dont care about the panthers. at all. but at least they dont support our backwards tax plan.

.......fucking ted washington.....

would anyone support me if i started a movement to rename "mancow" "pigcow?"

oh, also, i had a dream about a dark circus that foretold the end of the world.

it was awesome. Anyway, it's clear what i have to do. im going to organize a posse of clowns. it will be so fun, holy crap! if you want to be in the posse, let me know. being insane and having the ability to rap helps your chances of getting in, because we'll need insanity and rappers to get the message out.

REVIEW
Subway Napkins
2 Stars (Out of 5)

sure, they get the job done, but theyre so colorful, you cant even tell when theyre dirty. and they show the nutrition facts right on there... that's a bad thing. i mean, what if youre eating a roasted chicken breast sub instead of a veggie delight, and you look down at the napkin, and BAM! you realize you arent eating the lowest fat sandwich subway offers! and on TOP of it, the napkin is RUBBING IT IN YOUR FACE! FUCK napkins, man!