• All the Team USA pitchers -- and pitching coach Marcel Lachemann -- were in awe of Roger Clemens. But one thing they weren't ready for was Clemens taking that Icy Hot that pitchers rub on their shoulders and arms and spreading it over his upper thighs and private parts. "He doesn't want to get comfortable on the mound," says Jake Peavy, who tried the same trick Friday night in Phoenix.

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i can say with little doubt that this is the single best blurb peter gammons has ever posted on espn.com

my chemical romance has released a sort of retrospective of their career. they've been around for what, 3, 4 years? thank God we finally have a way to look back and remember what they were like before they were shitty. although, i guess thats not that much of a departure from what they are now. jesus, who cares?

my chemical romance has released a sort of retrospective of their career. they've been around for what, 3, 4 years? thank God we finally have a way to look back and remember what they were like before they were shitty. although, i guess thats not that much of a departure from what they are now. jesus, who cares?