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stuff i previously expressed my disdain for that i grew to like (speaking only of music, so this list doesnt include food/cars/plants/schools of thought/hats)

rilo kiley
death cab for cutie
deerhoof
the beatles
the rolling stones
andrew w.k.
the decemberists
the strokes
the darkness
stereolab

stuff i previously PRETENDED to like but ultimately figured out i hated and never really liked (we're talkin back when i was like, 15)

mustard plug
mxpx
the first braid disc

um..... i guarentee there are other ones for this list, i just cant remember.

the point? who cares, this is interesting shit that you want to know.

REVIEW
cinnamon raisin bagels
4 stars (out of 5)

add 10 stars if slathered in cream jeeze.

headline for the fred mitchell article in the trib today:

"Teammate fights alien to Montana"

Whoa! i thought. a teammate fought an alien all the way to montana! no, though. it was actually about how the concept of teammates fighting was strange to Joe Montana.

why couldn't the headline be

"Fights Among Teammates alien to Montana"

...actually, even then i'd still think it was about the state. Joe Montana should just change his name, to something like Jamie Ferguson.

What a coincidence! thats my name too! john jacob jamie ferguson, thaaaaat's my name tooooo

REVIEW
the aim guy
1 Star (Out of 5)

he's yellow. and what the hell does he have to do with america, onlineness, instantaneousness or messaging? is he supposed to be a messenger? if so, where is his messenger bag and hemp sticker?

geanabeana1: you'll be around for awhile.
like a warlord: virtually forever, really
like a warlord: i havent even had a dozen kids yet
geanabeana1: you want a dozen kids?
like a warlord: no, but with all the hot sex ill be having it wont matter
like a warlord: ill have kids whether i want them or not

so yeah, thats how i feel about hot sex/children. what else is up...hmmm...

ive got three things of oreoes on my desk. havent opened 'em yet. i figure by the time i get around to them they wont be dry, crappy cookies, and will actually taste good. and i had ice cream tonight. also, no one understands me. case in point, this is how gina responded to my dead-serious assertion about hot sex and children:

geanabeana1: hahahahahahahahahahahhh
geanabeana1: that's priceless!
geanabeana1: oh god
geanabeana1: what words

REVIEW
Butts
5 Stars (Out of 5)

shut up, jim.

BONUS REVIEW
"Road to Rouen" by Supergrass
4 Stars (Out of 5)

its really a sweet album, but theyre not as spunky as they were 10 years ago. still rocks balls, though.

yay, brownie:

"Can I quit now? Can I come home?" Brown wrote to Cindy Taylor, FEMA's deputy director of public affairs, the morning of the hurricane.

A few days later, Brown wrote to an acquaintance, "I'm trapped now, please rescue me." "In the midst of the overwhelming damage caused by the hurricane and enormous problems faced by FEMA, Mr. Brown found time to exchange e-mails about superfluous topics," including "problems finding a dog-sitter," Melancon said.

Melancon said that on August 26, just days before Katrina made landfall, Brown e-mailed his press secretary, Sharon Worthy, about his attire, asking: "Tie or not for tonight? Button-down blue shirt?"

A few days later, Worthy advised Brown: "Please roll up the sleeves of your shirt, all shirts. Even the president rolled his sleeves to just below the elbow. In this [crisis] and on TV you just need to look more hard-working."

yaaay america.

REVIEW
butts
5 Stars (out of 5)

hahahahah! butts poop.