why does everyone want to see butterfly effect?

this has nothing to do with me being incapable of taking ashton kutcher seriously. i can take anyone seriously. i applauded when pauly shore finally won an oscar.

but thats not the point. butterfly effect looks fuckin stupid. it looks like........back to the future meets freddy vs. jason. hardly the material to make a bid for credibility with. Sorry, not gonna watch it. try again, ashton. maybe next time he can do it without that stupid goatee. (it makes him look so moody!)

also, im takin all my music off of itunes, because im tired of the whole mytunes copying thing, and im tired of music being a way to impress other people. you shouldn't listen to rival schools just to say you do. IM supposed to impress YOU. so stop trying.

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Home
5 Stars (out of 5)

wow, i mean, what else could i want? my mom pays for stuff and makes cookies, i can sleep all day and read the trib, theres stuff to do, i know my way around, and LAURAS here. man, i can always count on home to make me feel totally awesome for a while. and LAURAS here.

something ill miss:

the last 3 or 4 weeks of the school year in highschool, when its a warm afternoon, and school is actually kind of fun, and youre out doing stuff with friends, and the 2nd or 3rd ballgame of the season is on the radio at 1 oclock and the windows are down, but it just stopped raining, and theres so much time but just too much to do

see, i can be thoughtful, too.

hey back again, just to say that my good friend bob has offered to do all the boring, dificult, thankless work and let us (by us i mean ME) restart the WJ on the interweb! im serious about it this time, unlike those many other times, when i was not serious. id say thanks, bob, but its not called thankless work for nothing.

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emotional, depressing, candid Livejournal entries
1 Star (Out of 5)
it seems like fuckin everybody does this....

deep sea of sadness
mood: overcome
listening to: "96 tears" by ? and the mysterians
tonight was so awful. why is life so fucked up? i still feel the same, becky ann.....

what the fuck is that? its so melodramatic, and it just appeals to everyones creepy voyeuristic qualities....not exactly a characteristic we should be encouraging. why can't you just be heartstoppingly hilarious, witty and inciteful, like MY blog, huh? come on! and when people arent crying their eyes out and bitching about the end of the world, theyre starting shit by posting crap about how jamie's girlfriend is a heinous evil bitch, but you still love her. thats out of line! if you wanna start shit, just come up and do it to my face! at least that way you get the pleasure of watching me run away!

well, brohanzzzzzz, good day.

i dont remember if i posted yesterday...i dont think i did. and i definately dont care whether i did or not.

QUICK! MACHINE GUN THOUGHTS:

the new britney spears song....i like it.

a lot of nerds really do act like theyre gay...is it ok to call them that?

maruchan instant lunch takes three minutes to make. liars.

dr phil: fraudulent jackass moron?

cornell college: pit of misery?

my favorite drink: sunkist? drpepper? the blood of the vanquished?

And just to get a few things off my chest, i love baseball, nostalgia, springtime, chicago, music and politics. a lot. in fact, you can scratch music and politics off the list, because i dont love them as much as the others. if you want to talk baseball, nostalgia, springtime or chicago, talk to me about it, so i dont feel like a loser.

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"I Get Wet" by Andrew W.K.
1 Star (Out of 5)

This album suffers from a severe lack of rockingness. it's bland and just never starts rockin. slow, quiet ballads and hushed, lilting vocals are a recipe for disaster if youre singing songs called "party till you puke" and "get ready to die." this album is a disaster.

im gonna type like dane cook talks

well, im back!

POSTING!

anyway. so i like blogger. you know why? unlike my last service, with blogger no one can post comments on my entries! if id had blogger before that creepy jay leno dude would have been incapable of criticizing my opinions on stale late night hacks.

i was listening to music today. kind of like i do everyday. in fact, i was listening to the groups i consider to be the most brilliant out of all the bands i listen to (atd-i, weezer, radiohead) and i thought, huh. theyre all brilliant fucking songwriters, but theyre not my absolute favorite bands. there are two possible conclusions to draw from this: either im a tasteless jackass, or being a talented artist means shit. what matters is whether or not you RAWK! (case in point, a.w.k.)

to prove i have taste, i also jammed to some fugazi, some refused, some mu330 and some loverboy.

everybody's workin for the weekend!

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www.jamieferguson.cjb.net
5 stars (out of 5)

wow, what a kickass site. it has everything id ever want to know! like, what bands rock. because i went to this site, i know now! and the guys just damn handsome, too. and aparently he can get close enough to a lynx to take a picture of it talking! thats just amazing. also, i like how the site was poorly made for the sake of art. how indie!

ahhhh.
well.
frost
flakes?
delicious!

im kinda tired. i was considering attending a "rock and roll" performance on this eve, but decided against it, as i am currently occupied with the legend of zelda.

sounds pretty lame, right?

NO, ITS NOT! zelda rocks! i mean, come on! i love it more than just about anything in the world! any videogame, anyway. and i havent played it in a long time! so it's not lame.

plus, this weekend just feels like doom. all i can think about is this huge ass project and paper i have to do tomorrow. i feel...bad. not sick, or depressed, or anything, but not good. at all. and.....man. tv sucks right now, too. Maybe I'm tired. too tired to even finish my sent.........................................................

so anyway, sorry about this post not being funny. but whats the point of.............................................

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The Osbournes
2 stars (out of 5)

Eh, it can be funny, but usually im just pissed at how awful the kids are, and how they have no idea of the real world because they live in a fantasy, and how they have a cute bulldog and i dont.

well, its a day later! aside from that.....hmm...i really dont dislike dennis miller. i mean, i disgree with the dude on roughly everything, but he gives everyone a chance and he doesn't hate anyone just because he disagrees with them.

the 6th day was just on.....arnold schwarzenegger is one of the worst actors of all time....and the guy made like a fuckin gillion dollars doing it. and people say america doesn't suck. Collatteral daAaAaAmAaAaAaAge!

oh! also, i was just laying on the floor, wrapped in blankies, watchin tv with no shirt on, like a normal person, when all of a sudden a bunch of drunk dudes came into my room. seems they opened the wrong door. they laughed a lot and left, and i could hear them making fun of the shirtless loser wrapped in soft, warm blankies. and then all of a sudden i felt like, hey, who the fuck cares? i cant DO anything about it. let them think whatever they want. not like it affects me, anyway. of course, i still locked the door.

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regular (non ruby red) grape fruit juice
1 1\2 stars (out of 5)

well, its good for you, and it's better tasting than.....say.....motor oil, but overall, id rather not drink it. especially because ruby red grapefruit juice is out there. why drink bitter, caustic juice when you can enjoy sweet, full, delicious red nectar? i mean, coooome oooooooon!

ok, fuck the old blog. i have a new one. a real one, one that's easier, more professional, and isn't frequented by delusional jay leno supporters.....at least i hope not. its available through my site, too! thats so wicked metal, i don't even know where to begin. i mean, im doing everything bob is doing, as far as personal websites go, except i didnt have to write a word of html! america: where you can be a moron and still inflate your own ego. oh, also:

Matt: Yeah, well. Pick up harshil’s corpse, and I’ll call Mark. He’s Mexican.

Amit: Ask him if we can borrow some cacti and sombreros for the drive down.

Matt: That’s why im calling.

is it a start?

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Mark Prior, Pitcher
1 star (out of 5)

he's got flawless mechanics. he's never done anything wrong, as far as i can tell. he dominates the national league, and hes a little younger than josh beckett. and hes good looking. but hes also a fucking cub. 1 star.